Wednesday, August 26, 2009

adei...

august 26, 2009

this morning i ate one small piece of bread and 2 glasses of water, still full after last night i guess...

time goes on...

during break fast, i have no appetite, i only ordered one glass of "limau ais"

and someone didn't finish her food, so i finished it, not much really...

later that night, i didn't eat...

august 27, 2009

this morning, i woke up late

late 4 sahur...

ouch, now i'm really2 in a terrible state...

but i don't wanna do it...

the question is, not why i don't wanna do it...

its, why i lost so much of my appetite?

-AMR-

august 26, 2009

feel like crying...

donno who can fill in the blank...

-AMR-

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

LoL, its been a while...

hey guys!

long time no see!

sorry 4 not updating my blog, kinda lose the interest already...

but now, since everyone had been persuading me to update my blog...

so, yeah! i'll update it 4 ur guys sake...

here's what fahmi posted in his blog, let me do my part...

1)Beside your lips,where is the favourite spot to get kissed?
Neck

2) How did you feel when you woke up this morning?
damn energetic! sahur time! after that no more sleeping...

3) Who was the last person / people you took photo with?
my friends at geographer during alex's birthday

4) Would you consider yourself spoiled?
yeah kinda spoiled but can cover those with my good deeds

5) Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
yeah i had, that was 2 years ago...

6) Do you want someone to be dead?
i don't want ppl to be dead, at least they can stop showing their annoying faces

7) What does your last text message say?
Fiona : * ***** ***** ***** ***** ???


8) What are you thinking right now?
i wanna do something that can make my boredom fly away...for example, rempit superman

9) Do you want someone to be with you right now?
yeah of course, but i hate non stop talkers

10) What was the time you went to bed last night?
2am, sms(ing) and onlining

11) Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now?
got it for free after orientation week

12) Is someone on your mind right now?
there are lots of ppl in my mind right now, can i write one by one?

13) Who was the last person who text you?
fiona

Ten LUCKY person to do this quiz.

Don Fahmi
Rishi Ram
Ketheswaran
Aziyan Azlan
Alvin Arul
Fiona Issac Nair
Nadd Emilia
Teh Joo Yan (TJ)
Ruban Raj
Prabu Habeeb

14) Who is no.2 having a relationship with?
its none other than Alicia Tan!

15) Is no.3 a male or a female?
physically, he's a male :P

16) If no.7 and no.1 get together , would it be a good?
hard to say, nanti kena pukimak byk2...

17) What is no.1 studying about?
Bachelor(Hons.) Mechanical Engineering

18) When was the last time you chatted with no. 6?
recently

19) Is no.4 single?
she's taken by someone younger than her

20) Say something about no. 2.
bangla pendek

21) What do you think about no.3 & no.6 being together?
haha, mati lemas kot no. 6 tu...

22) Describe no.9.
he is as thin as a stick, but he's a nice guy

23) What will you do if no.6 and no.7 fight ?
CATFIGHT!

24) Do you like no. 8?
yeah bebeh, he talks like a malay kampung fella

25) How about no. 10?
he's damn friendly, even belanja some of us makan at the restaurant

well guy, thats about it, enjoy reading...

hope to see u again soon...

-AMR-

Monday, June 1, 2009

funny comments

err...

funny comments from...

sami velu...

"pos laju, hari ni hantar, semalam sampai"

"sekarang kita menjemput datin paduka rafidah aziz untuk MEMBUKA KAIN"

"budak sekolah zaman sekarang suka menghisap DADA"

SV said in a ceramah “Kita akan bina satu
jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini”, one pakcik
asked, “Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina
jambatan?” and SV glorious replied,”Kalau takde
sungai, kita bina sungai!”

During the water shortage crisis : “semua orang
diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!” (membuang air means to wee-wee, what he wanted to say was membazir air)

During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput:
“..marilah kita semua menderma dara..” (dara = virgin)

Commenting about his modesty: “sebenarnya, kemaluan
saya sangat-sangat besar”

During the opening speech of various function:
“…selamat datang saudara-mara semua..” (actually is
“saudara-saudari”)

SV’s favorite quote on national television “Toll
naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini
toll saya punya bapa punya kah!”

"saya berasa bangga dapat melihat pusat-pusat jururawat yang cantik-cantik.".upon opening ceremony for nursing training center

"Saya tidak setuju dan menentang sekeras2nya tuduhan PAS memanggil kami kapir ..."

Ucapan Samy Vellu sempena kepulangan angsakawan Dr. Sheikh Mudzafar...

"angkasawan kita sudah selamat MENINGGALKAN DUNIA"

"angkasawan kita sudah selamat DIKEBUMIKAN"

SAMI VELU AND HIS STAMPS...

When Sami Velu completed 25 years of his role as a politician over M'sia, he wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He insisted the stamp to be of international quality. When the stamps were duly released, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and become furious. He called the chief of the Secret Service and ordered him to investigate the matter. The chief checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported on the problem to Sami Velu.

He said: "Sir, the stamp is really of international quality. The problem is, our citizens are spitting on the wrong side!"

SAMI VELU AND MAHATHIR...

General Musharaf, Sami Velu, Mahathir and Gloria Arroyo are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Arroyo and Musharraf are sitting there looking perplexed. Sami Vellu is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Musharraf is thinking: "These Malaysians are all crazy after Arroyo. Sami must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."

Arroyo is thinking: "Sami must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Musharraf instead and got slapped."

Sami is thinking: "Damn it, Musharaf must have tried to kiss Arroyo, she thought it was me and slapped me."

Mahathir is simply thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Sami again."

SAMI VELU AND SPACE EXPLORATION...

sami Velu went for the United Nations' meeting. He represented the Malaysian Prime Minister. All nations were
discussing about space exploration by the year 2008.
Here are some of the conversations:
China Delegate : "By the year 2008, China will start their moon exploration project."
Russian Delegate : "We too, we are going to explore the moon. This time we will see to it that our cosmonauts will step on the moon."

George Bush & Clinton : "We the United States will also explore the moon for the second time."
Malaysian Delegate : "By the year 2008, Malaysia will explore the sun."

There was a long silence. Bush stood up and asked the Malaysian delegate
"Isn't it too hot to explore the sun?"
Samy Vellu (after a long silence) : "We will do it in the
evening."

MALAY VERSION

Lagi-lagi Sami

Sami: "…Bagi saya, ini semua adalah satu pembaziran atas duit rakyat.
Kita sepatutnya tidak hantar mereka ke bulan, tapi hantar mereka pergi
matahari. Barulah USA, Russia, respect sama kita…."

Penemuramah: Tapi Dato' Seri, matahari kan panas. Macam mana mau pergi
sana ?

Sami: Cit! itu pasal la u tara jadi mintri. Saya suda lebey 30 tahun
jadi mintri, saya musti ada jalan penyelesaian. Kita jangan pergi siang,
manyak panas. kita pigi malam, baru ada sujuuuuuk……

SAMI VELU AND SIGN LANGUAGE...

Sami Velu was visiting India when he fell and broke his jaw
and was unable to speak. Being the great leader that he was,
he continued his grand tour.

On the last week of his visit, the RTM crew was present for
his press conference. Although unable to speak, Samy insisted
sending a message home to his Cabinet colleagues.

Sami caught a chicken and showed it to camera. He next took
a goat, and showed it to the camera. Finally he took a bag
and displayed in front of the camera.

Dr Ling was the first to see the video clips. He said, "Sami
is telling us that India has insufficient food because he
showed us chicken and goat, and he wants Malaysia to donate
bags of rice."
The senator watched silently then said, "No lah!...what Samy
trying to say is HE IS COMING BACK!!!"

The whole Cabinet was puzzled and look to the man for
an explanation.

The Senator reasoned, "AYAM KAMBING BAG!!!"
("I am coming back!!!" in Indian accent)

And lastly u know why our N-S Highway concessionaire
is named PLUS.

PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk SamiVelu

LOL

-AMR-

Sunday, May 24, 2009

when we had tea together2...

did i just say tea?

no no no...

we had bbq...

time : evening

venue : my house

with the whole family including...

THEM!
rishi ramachandran

alexander choo

budak ngantok

heyy..nice of u to come..btw who invited u guys?

eleh..malu2 pulak..

haha juz kidding beb..

i was at habeeb earlier when these guys came..

rishi, alex & kethes..

chilled there for a while..

then my mum called, she asked me to come home..

4 bbq..

can't juz leave these guys..

so i invited them to join..

chow from habeeb..

FORGOT TO PAY FOR THE DRINKS! LOL

rishi drove the car to my place..

so basically, we enjoyed ourselves!

the group members, wish i could have the name TEAM X

almost there...

auto fan, no more manual tikar fan

while waitin' for the coal to burn, let me grill 1st, i got a license to grill



kethes : "fuuhh, kalau dpt puff kt sini kan sedap"

"kethes, u better watch out"

eat till u drop!

the menu, not everything are here

just a glimpse

kethes : "ooh, aku punya besar tuu...

alex : "ooooo! aku punya lagi besar dari ko punya!

what're they talkin'? i don't understand..

what's so big? LOL

i think that's about it..

see u in the next post, probably during orientation week..

-AMR-

Saturday, May 16, 2009

a peaceful but boring weekend

hello ladies & gentlemen, its been a while...

this weekend, i just enclosed myself in the house...

nothing much to do except online'n & play guitar...

my foot hurts, can't even sit properly...

my throat hurts...

coughed a lot...

A LOT u know!

so i read everyone else's blog...

fahmi's, azi's, rishi's...

rishi changed his blog address...

in case u guys don't know, its rr89.blogspot.com

i even created facebook quizzes...

3 quizzes in 3 days...

the 1st two quizzes, they did fine...

its kinda hard for them actually...

so i created the 3rd quiz, which is kinda easier...

look how they scored! impressive...

today's sunday...

this evening i thought of going to swimming pool...

stay tuned...

regards...

-AMR-

Friday, May 15, 2009

the adventures of rishi & amr


take this guy...

he wanted to be the "reach for the stars" jumper...

i might as well as saying...

i'm a wannabe too!

here are some pics...

this one, damn blurry right? forgot to set the autofocus...

ok, looks nicer, but pendek was a bit too shabby...

nvmind...next up...


pendek, i think we should change the venue...

so on to somewhere else...


here we are, somewhere around clc's rear...

camera position set! self timer set!

HERE WE GO!

how's that?

next up...

we failed so many times...

timing error...

failure isn't an option...so most of the time, we tried & tried...

FAILURE!


until...................



who the heck? nice shoes...!

face down i think...sedap?

but...

NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER!

so we tried again & again...


pulled some nice moves...

unfortunately, when we tried to do the split...

simultaneously...

one of us have to suck...

he did it!

my turn...


what can i say??




JUST WHAT THE HECK RISHI'S DOING??

........................................................ <-------- put your comments here (write with a pencil)

i think that's about it...

stay tuned...

regards...

-AMR-


"amar aku da penat da ni...nak balik tgk kucing aku"